A Man Who Is Driving A Car Is Stopped By A
Police Officer.
The Officer: “You Were Going At Least 75 In A 55
Zone ”
Man: “No Sir, I Was Going 60 ”
Wife: “Oh Johnny, You Were Going 80”
Officer: “I’m Also Going To Give You A Ticket For
Your Broken Tail Light”
Man: “Broken Tail Light? I Didn’t Know About A
Broken Tail Light! ”
Wife: “Oh Johnny, You’ve Known About That Tail
Light For Weeks ”
Officer: “I’m Also Going To Give You A Citation
For Not Wearing Your Seat Belt”
Man: “Oh, I Just Took It Off When You Were
Walking Up To The Car ”
Wife: “Oh, Johnny, You Never Wear Your Seat
Belt ”
Man Turns To His Wife And Yells: “Shut Your
Damn Mouth Bitch ”
Officer Turns To The Woman And Asks: “Mam,
Does Your Husband Talk To You This Way All
The Time? ”
Wife: “No, Only When He’s Drunk “


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